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epikhi:

"you’ve got such a good face for porn"

16 minutes ago
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franki-e:

And there is clearly no point in me making friends ever 😊😑 because you are not being a ‘friend’ you are being a cunt. I hate people, why are they so cruel and selfish??

8 hours ago
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lisainthefield:

Zane does evasive blocking like this whenever I try to poke him, and I NEVER WIN.
I need to learn how to do this in return.

lisainthefield:

Zane does evasive blocking like this whenever I try to poke him, and I NEVER WIN.

I need to learn how to do this in return.

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3 days ago
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justdoitdaily-fitblr:

GIVE ME ALL THE FRUIT. 😍 literally though I’m addicted to fruit and it’s wonderful

justdoitdaily-fitblr:

GIVE ME ALL THE FRUIT. 😍 literally though I’m addicted to fruit and it’s wonderful

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3 days ago
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myvintagevogue:

We say farewell to the lovely and talented Lauren Bacall

(September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)

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3 days ago
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Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently

Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there.
Raul Gutierrez, “Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” (via 9047)

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8 hours ago
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oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

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1 day ago
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alaelia:

the-secret-sun: ish-q: thawn:



this is perfect

omg wow.

I thought this was just a picture and then she opened her eyes… I think I just shat myself.

oh my god she scared me

alaelia:

the-secret-sunish-qthawn:

this is perfect

omg wow.


I thought this was just a picture and then she opened her eyes… I think I just shat myself.

oh my god she scared me

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3 days ago
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lucianafromnaples:

Brand New Me | Alicia Keys 

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3 days ago
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